А вам слабо удариться головой так же сильно, как Столлман?
http://lwn.net/Articles/262570/
For personal reasons, I do not browse the web from my computer. (I also have not net connection much of the time.) To look at page I send mail to a demon which runs wget and mails the page back to me. It is very efficient use of my time, but it is slow in real time.
