Есть такая таблица
CREATE TABLE `table_name` (
`id` int unsigned NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
`item` int unsigned NOT NULL,
`url` varchar(255) NOT NULL,
`object` binary(16) DEFAULT NULL,
`timestamp` timestamp NOT NULL DEFAULT CURRENT_TIMESTAMP,
`region` varchar(100) DEFAULT NULL,
PRIMARY KEY (`id`) USING BTREE,
UNIQUE KEY `url` (`url`) USING BTREE
) ENGINE=MEMORY AUTO_INCREMENT=1051 DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8mb3
Count: 30 Time=2.15s (64s) Lock=0.09s (2s) Rows=0.0 (0)
UPDATE `table_name` SET `timestamp` = CURRENT_TIMESTAMP WHERE `id`=N
UPD: сделал
for i in {1..50};do time mysql -e "insert into test.table_name (item, url) values (15, 'urlsss$i');"&done
Итого: переехал на Digital Ocean, волосы гладкие и шелковистые.