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/usr/share/doc/HOWTO/Laptop-HOWTO:8.2. Pagers - SMS Messages

SMSLink <http://www.styx.demon.co.uk/smslink/>; implements a
client/server gateway to the SMS protocol (short messages on the
mobile phones). It requires the use of dedicated hardware though (a
serial GSM module). Both SMS emission and reception are supported. The
server only runs under Linux at the present time and also supports
interactive mode via telnet. The command-line client already exists
for Linux, Solaris and HP-UX. A basic web interface is provided. A
Win32 client is in the works.

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