alias java = echo "Exception in thread 'main' java.lang.NullPointerException"

alias python2 = echo "UnicodeEncodeError: 'ascii' codec can't encode characters in position 7-9: ordinal not in range(128)"

alias python3 = echo "SyntaxError: Missing parentheses in call to 'print'"

alias node = echo "    ]]})}}]}])])]})]]}})}]]))})
                          ^
SyntaxError: Unexpected token ]"

alias php = 'sleep 600 && echo "Fatal error: Maximum execution time of 600 seconds exceeded"'

alias awk = echo "1 3 7
1 3 7
1 3 7
1 3 7
1 3 7"

alias sed = echo "%
% ls ~/backups
% find ~/backups -mtime -90
% echo 'Из-за сбоя жесткого диска все файлы нашего проекта повреждены' | sendmail customer@mail.org"

alias gcc = echo "Segmentation fault (core dumped)\c"

alias g++ = echo "error: no instance of constructor std::_Rb_tree_iterator<_Value,
_Ref, _Ptr>::_Rb_tree_iterator [with _Value=std::_Rb_tree<std::map<int, double, 
std::less<int>, std::allocator<double»::key_type, std::map<int, double, std::less<int>,
std::allocator<double»::value_type, std::_Select1st<std::map<int, double, std::less<int>,
std::allocator<double»::value_type>, std::map<int, double, std::less<int>,
std::allocator<double»::key_compare, std::allocator<double»::value_type, 
_Ref=std::_Rb_tree<std::map<int, double, std::less<int>, std::allocator<double»::key_type,
std::map<int, double, std::less<int>, std::allocator<double»::value_type, std::_Select1st<std::map<int,
double, std::less<int>, std::allocator<double»::value_type>, std::map<int, double, 
std::less<int>, std::allocator<double»::key_compare, std::allocator<double»::reference, 
_Ptr=std::_Rb_tree<std::map<int, double, std::less<int>, std::allocator<double»::key_type, 
std::map<int, double, std::less<int>, std::allocator<double»::value_type, 
std::_Select1st<std::map<int, double, std::less<int>, std::allocator<double»::value_type>, 
std::map<int, double, std::less<int>, std::allocator<double»::key_compare, 
std::allocator<double»::pointer] matches the argument list argument types are: (int) valmap::iterator it2(100)"