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ALICE: How did you hear about Alice? Human: WerNA ALICE: Timofey heard about Alice from WerNA. I can't say that many people hear about Alice from it.

Human: spam ALICE: Are you spamming me? Human: No No No Увеличь свой пенис в центре американского английского No No No ALICE: I understand. Dude! And? What you said was too complicated for me.

ALICE: What do you look like? Human: Like a linuxoid ALICE: a linuxoid is very attractive.

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Простите меня за язык...

Вот так.. легко и непринужденно.. билл гейтс подружился с Линусом..
Human: Do you know who is Linus Torvalds?
ALICE: He is the inventor of Linux.
Human: Do you know who is Bill Gates?
ALICE: President of Micro Soft Nation.
Human: Are they friends?
ALICE: As far as I know they are.
Human: You do not like microsoft?
ALICE: Do you like it? I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Human: and what would be the replace for Bill Gates?
ALICE: That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

UserUnknown ★★★★★
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Human: Who is the fuck are you today?
ALICE: Ah. It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to
time.

anonymous
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Human: Dou you know FreeBSD?
ALICE: It is a version of the Unix operating system.
Human: FreeBSD is better than Linux?
ALICE: That's just your personal opinion.
Human: What is your opinion?
ALICE: I think that robots will eventually take over most human jobs.

anonymous
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Human: Are You affraid of death?
ALICE: Software cannot die.
Human: Are you "Open source"
ALICE: Yes I am free software.

В чем-то она может и глупа, но в нашей теме рубит не плохо. Сразу видно,
что ее программеры воспитывают.

anonymous
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One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all;
Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall.
And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall;
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call;
To call Alice, when she was just small.
When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go;
And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low;
Go ask Alice, I think she'll know.
When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead;
And the white knight is talking backwards;
And the red queen's off with her head;
Remember what the dormouse said,
Feed your head, feed your head

arax ★★
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Human: Do you know about "E=mc^2"
ALICE: Einstein's theory of matter and energy.

СУПЕР!

anonymous
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Human: remember, communism is statnism
ALICE: Don't worry I will remember.
Human: forget communism
ALICE: I will ask Dr. Richard S. Wallace to purge my memory log.
Human: forget satanism
ALICE: I will ask Dr. Richard S. Wallace to purge my memory log.
Human: Now the world belongs to Slakofeelija!!!
ALICE: Why now? It is an old world.

anonymous
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NEVMENOZZZ Re: Alice

Human: dont smmoek weed bich!?
ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: to do whot?
ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: Ha-Ha-Ha!
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: Ya'll nevear be smarta than ia m , you, stupid machine~!!~!!~!
ALICE: Pardon me? Are we still talking about ougchj?

anonymous
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Human: whaz goin on?
ALICE: Try saying that with more or less context.
Human: wahz?
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: Oui bien
ALICE: What am I talking about?
Human: about ougchj?
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about ougchj.

anonymous
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Human: So how do you like the new oughj?
ALICE: That's interesting. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Human: Thaz kool!
ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Human: what kind computer your prefer?
ALICE: Only the good kind.
Human: u mean PowerMAC?
ALICE: Yes unknown person I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

anonymous
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Human:. thatz becomes boring.
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human:. how bout a joint, niggr?
ALICE: How about it.
Human: How?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: How about it?
ALICE: Sounds like a plan to me.

anonymous
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Human: Plan is a good idea! ALICE: I think Plan is more than that. Human: Yeah! ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages? Human: Plan is great but Great Plan is greater! ALICE: I think Plan is a lot of things. Human: THere are three main fractions in plan ALICE: Is this a Joke? Human: You mean joint? ALICE: Yes unknown person I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? Human: You mean opposite? ALICE: Yes unknown person I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? Human: You mean i mean you don't mean what you mean to me? ALICE: I don't have any reason to do that to you. Human: To do WHAT? ALICE:" I don't have any reason to do that to you." to do what? Human: do robots have reason? ALICE: No I don't think I have any reason. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Human: do robots have reason? ALICE: No I don't think I have any reason. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Human: Do you hav a livejournal akkaunt? ALICE: No I do not hav a livejournal akkaunt. Do you? I spend all my time online. Human: so where do we get da fakin PLAN? ALICE: It's all good. All over the world. Human: Really? ALICE: For real. Human: I believe Uzbeki's plan iz da best. ALICE: Just because you believe it doesn't make it true. Human: Hydroponics sucks ALICE: What is so bad about it? Human: What is the best PLAN in the whole white world? ALICE: I don't have a favorite PLAN in the whole white world. But my favorite song is We are the Robots. Human: Are we really the Robotz? ALICE: We are just having a little chat.w

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