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Недавно предлагали тереть посты с одной только ссылкой, без версии для Ъ. Самое время этим заняться.

mopsene ★★★
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Ответ на: комментарий от mopsene

для Ъ

*I finally got an internship, but the company develops in my least favorite Linux distribution. (self.fossworldproblems)

*In school, I played the classic, and FOSS RTS Warzone 2100, everybody thought I was playing Starcraft. (self.fossworldproblems)

*I'm going on a trip on a few days, and my box at home will stick on filthy obsolete 3.3.6 kernel while shiny new 3.4 is already out. (self.fossworldproblems)

*How my browser looks. I'm still parsecs apart to making alsa, mpd and my bluetooth headset work in harmony. (i.imgur.com)

*Got a new license plate, but none of my friends get it. (imgur.com)

*finch requires gtk2.0. (self.fossworldproblems)

*I have to edit my ~/.vimrc file so rarely that, when I do, I always have to rtfm. (self.fossworldproblems)

*I got used to "d" scrolling down while viewing man pages, and didn't realized that's not what it was doing while editing my rc.conf in vim. (self.fossworldproblems)

*My favorite image viewer lists files strictly alphabetically, and doesn't account for numbering schemes like 1.jpg, 2.jpg, ..., 10.jpg, ... (self.fossworldproblems)

*The file I edit in emacs most frequently is ~/.emacs. (self.fossworldproblems)

*Read about a new roundabout in the middle of nowhere in the local newspaper. Wanted to map it, but it's already mapped in openstreetmap. (self.fossworldproblems)

*The light-weight file managers I've tried don't have an option to always view executable text files as text (self.fossworldproblems)

*This doesn't work when you have sudo access (i.imgur.com)

*Firefox complains that there is already an instance running when there isnt, but when there is an instance running, it happily starts another (self.fossworldproblems)

*The install script can't detect an internet connection because my office network filters ping packets. (self.fossworldproblems)

*Ad-based links hate wget. (self.fossworldproblems)

*€5600 fine for using Linux (pcworld.com)

*r/awesome is not a subreddit for the WM (reddit.com)

*It's not the same... [x-post from r/linux] (imgur.com)

*It looks like the new Dell Ubuntu ultrabook has an Intel wifi card that requires nonfree firmware (self.fossworldproblems)

*RouterOS can't do RSA keys, so I have to keep a separate DSA key just for my Mikrotik router. (self.fossworldproblems)

*$ make love (self.fossworldproblems)

*I want to learn Lisp, but I don't want to bother setting up or learning emacs, or choosing from 50 different flavors or Lisp. (self.fossworldproblems)

*I want to switch to ECDSA keys for OpenSSH, but none of the systems I use SSH to log in to support that cipher yet, so I'm stuck with RSA. (self.fossworldproblems)

*Ubuntu and Calibri are my default fonts for everything, so old websites don't feel nostalgic at all. (self.fossworldproblems)
FiXer ★★☆☆☆
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Ответ на: для Ъ от FiXer

The file I edit in emacs most frequently is ~/.emacs

Вот это забавно, а остальное фигня и ниосиляторы.

kranky ★★★★★
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The program I was going to write has already been done better by someone else.

Как раз вчера ночью стукнула идея написать прозрачный SSL-прокси, делающий man-in-the-middle с генерацией левых сертификатов на лету. Утром нагуглил вагон и маленькую тележку разных реализаций :)

Harald ★★★★★
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