Not Without my ASUS Motherboard's Frontside Bus

Excerpt from famed Lifetime original film "Not Without my ASUS Motherboard's Frontside Bus".
LadyBot 1: Omg, I was so drunk last night. Tell no one, sister, but I think i'm pregnant.
LadyBot 2: No! Who?
LadyBot 1: I don't know, but I think I'm going to abort the fetus by upgrading to Microsoft Longhorn 12 Office XP since the fetus won't be supported
LadyBot 2: Don't do that, it's too expensive! I heard that if you run WinAmp, two screensavers and Norton Antivirus at the same time, your processor uses too much RAM and therefore abot the fetus.