<?php
define ('VKONTAKTE_LOGIN','your@email.com'); 
define ('VKONTAKTE_PASSWORD','lolpassword'); 

if(!$argv[1]) {
 die("Укажите бл*дь аргумент!\n");
}

class vkuserapi {
	private $curlh = null;
	public $uid = null;
	private $sid = null;
	public function __construct ($login,$password) {
		$this->curlh = curl_init();
		$request = 'http://login.userapi.com/auth?site=2&login=force&pass='.urlencode($password).'&email='.urlencode($login);
		print("Request 1: $request\n");
		curl_setopt($this->curlh, CURLOPT_URL,$request);
		curl_setopt($this->curlh, CURLOPT_FAILONERROR, true);
		curl_setopt($this->curlh, CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION, false);
		curl_setopt($this->curlh, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, true);
		curl_setopt($this->curlh, CURLOPT_POST, false);
		curl_setopt($this->curlh, CURLOPT_HEADER, true);
		$auth_result = curl_exec($this->curlh);
		//print("Auth result: $auth_result\n");
		if (preg_match("/remixmid=(\d+)/", $auth_result, $matches)) $this->uid = $matches[1];
		if (preg_match("/.*;sid=(\w*)/", $auth_result, $matches)) $this->sid = $matches[1];
	}
	public function call ($func,$params) {
		curl_setopt($this->curlh, CURLOPT_HEADER, false);
		$request = 'http://userapi.com/data?act='.$func.'&'.http_build_query ($params).'&sid='.$this->sid;
		print("Request 2: $request\n");
		curl_setopt($this->curlh, CURLOPT_URL,$request);
		$result = curl_exec($this->curlh);
		print("And final result: $result\n");
		return json_decode($result);
	}
	public function __destruct () {
		$request = 'http://login.userapi.com/auth?login=logout&site=2&sid='.$this->sid;
		curl_setopt($this->curlh, CURLOPT_URL,$request);
		curl_exec($this->curlh);
		curl_close ($this->curlh);
	}
}
$vkontakte = new vkuserapi (VKONTAKTE_LOGIN,VKONTAKTE_PASSWORD); // Логинимся
$vkontakte->call ('set_activity',array('ts'=>time(),'text'=>"$argv[1]")); // Обновляем статус
unset ($vkontakte); // Выходим из Vkontakte.ru
?>